A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled... The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.' She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221."
hehehehe
And NO, that is NOT autobiographical. I did NOT stay in room 221 in Ocean City last weekend.
....but I did have a very fun and relaxing time, shopped too much, ate too much, drank too much, and got sunburnt to a crisp!!
Love, Sassy Girl
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