HOLY CRAP

So this same instructor dude walks by a few minutes ago and says, "Hey do you remember those old Journey bumper stickers that said STEVE PERRY IS GOD?"

I nearly crapped my pants. WTF?! (I had no IDEA they had bumper stickers that said that, WHERE THE HELL CAN I GET ONE?!)

I stammered, "Umm, uhhh, sure, yeah, I wish I had one..." all while I'm online looking at the official Journey web site at the new merchandise they've got, wanting to buy 5 million stupid things to add to my blue bin full of Journey junk that is still collecting dust in my basement...but resisting temptation. I see no bumper stickers that say that anywhere.

I think tomorrow, to entertain Mr. Instructor man, I'm going to wear my t-shirt that has Steve Perry's face all over it and says "JUST CALL ME MRS. STEVE PERRY" on it...hehehehe...what a dork I am. Oh and I'll wear the matching earrings too...

Then I was jolted, I mean, I just WROTE that on my BLOG a few minutes ago...and then...the thought occurred to me, GREAT GOOGA MOOGA, I think he's really actually reading my blog...YIKES!! And now I run and hide and hope to GOD I'm wrong.

So let's test this out, Mr. Instructor man...If you walk by me and say, "Steve Perry is a sexy beast" to me today, I'll know for sure that you're reading this blog of mine. If you don't, ok, maybe it was a fluke.

Then I called Pete on lunch break and he's got Journey (with Steve Perry) jammin' in the background while he's driving...then we talk about the concert, how Ohio sucks and what a crock that they only have stinkin' lawn seats left, and is it worth a 2 hour drive---etc., and then I see this huge long black limo drive by and I jokingly say, "Well it seems like Steve Perry is trying to find me, here comes his limo. I gotta go, it's been fun slummin' witcha, but I'm OUTTA HERE."

heheheheheheheh Holy bejeezus fellas, if THAT really happened, I'd scream, faint AND crap my pants at the same time...(I'm just a romantic what can I say).

---Sassy Girl