Well, here they are, my camp kidnappers! I'm the schlub in the middle with the blanket over my head....heheheh...and handcuffs. This is the only photo of me that was taken at camp.
Duke, the guy who followed me around like a lost little puppy the whole time, is on the left. Thomas, the sexy ex-Marine who wanted me as his "sex slave" all weekend, is on the right. He carried around this huge squirtgun the whole time, but it never had any water in it, because it was just too cold outside to play war with it.
I overheard Duke say "10:30" to Thomas while we were at the auction; so I knew that was the time they were coming to get me. So I got sneaky, and at 10:20 I said, "I need to go to the bathroom, be right back" and I took off to hide!! hahahahahaha
I went back to my cabin to put on warmer clothes, and grab my blanket and gloves. I've got these funky zebra striped gloves that match a scarf I wear in winter time, and I have a matching purse and umbrella too...hehehe...a girl must coordinate her accessories don'tchaknow. Anyway, the zebra gloves don't quite go with this blanket and handcuff ensemble, but what the hell, it was freezing cold outside that night. So after I changed from my corset and petticoat skirt and stockings, to a pair of jeans and sweatshirt, I walked back to the auction area only to find that both Thomas and Duke had disappeared----out looking for me! hehehehehehe
That was hilarious. So then I go walking up the hill to the HQ building afterwards, to catch a taxi (golf cart), and suddenly my blanket was yanked out of my arms, and thrown over my head, and handcuffs were put on me...as I squealed in mock surprise!!
They put me on a taxi and took me to an abandoned cabin, threw me face down on a bed, blindfolded me, ripped off my clothes and flogged my ass until it was on fire.
That was pretty cool. Even though there was no nooky, I still liked my kidnapping.
Anyway, only 320 days until CAMP 2009!!! WOOO HOOO!!!
Love, Sassy Girl
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