Fark!!

What if you've been married 22 years, like me, but you're worried she might want to kill you for the insurance? Where's your study now?

/Here honey, drink this shake; oh, I'm not hungry you have it.

dude, sounds like you've got issues... living in fear... my girlfriend is about to move in. Is that what I have to look forward to?

/*assumes fetal position*
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Hehehehehee talk about something being up in the cosmos, today Fark has a headline about how living together before marriage results in 28% LESS DIVORCE...so of course people are going crazy arguing this whole thing.
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Here's what happened to us:
We moved in together and put a penny in a jar every time we had sex. The jar, gallon size, was filled in the first year. A year and a half after moving in together we got married. We then took a penny out of the full jar every time we had sex. Seven years later and the jar is still nearly full.

When she says"I do" she means "I dont have to do it so often anymore." Any other farker see that in their marriage?
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My favorite: "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." - Groucho Marx

I 100% support living together before marriage. My wife and I did this for 6 years, and we have virtually no problems. You don't know someone until you have lived with them, and you shouldn't marry someone you don't know.

/unless she has big boobs

(Peter liked that one the best of course)

Never marrying means odds of divorce 100% less.

Meh...73% of all statistics are made up.

What are my odds of divorce of I sleep with someone else's spouse before she gets married?

We will have to get back on you with that but feel free to fill out our poll after you have sex with this woman

dr. jekyll mr. hyde wrote:
Why not just get married and don't live with them
/Just come over for booty calls and to drink up all her liquor

Living in sin is fantastic. All of the sex, none of the driving home the next morning. And knowing God is sitting on a cloud somewhere watching us with a disapproving frown on his face makes it all the hotter.

But are you willing to sleep on the wet spot?

And finally the classic comedy gold of Fark.com:

I lived with my sister for 13 years before we married. . .are we going to make it?
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Funny shit. Now, someone kindly remind me why the hell I'm moving to Pittsburgh again to shack up with Pete?! AAAAUUUGGGHHHH!!!!

Love, Sassy Girl