Ok so the chick coming to see my place on Friday apparently needs to move in by AUGUST 18th!!! AAAAAUUUGGGHHH!!! How the HELL am I going to be all packed and moved OUT by then?! I feel like I am the ball inside a pinball game, going off into different directions every time I turn around, being knocked off kilter and thrust into various areas that are unknown to me. I am dizzy from all these things happening so fast.
See, I'm going to a really cool BDSM event that weekend, so this throws a major wrench into the works. Pete still says, 'we can do it,' but I am looking around at all my stuff thinking, "I need a BULLDOZER to push everything out the door, into a big hole in the backyard so I can BURY IT ALL and just MOVE and start over with all new stuff." That would be so much easier than packing. Future archeologists would love me, I'd be a legendary time-capsule-ologist that goes down in history for all the wacky weirdness they dig up in the year 2525 (as the song goes), in my backyard.
"Yes folks, this is what was called a hitachi wand, it was used in the year 2008 by an apparently very sexually frustrated woman who once lived in a house where this new space station now stands..."
SIGH.
More later.
Love, Sassy Girl
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