A-HA!! I knew it!! Pete's evil plan revealed...

PETE: Drat! Foiled again.
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ME: Now I have discovered your dastardly plan!!! You are REVEALED
Sir...I am WISE TO YOU!!!

Love, [SASSY GIRL]
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> The old man and the ring
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> An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday
> evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.
> He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his
> girlfriend.

> The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
> The old man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'
> At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and
> brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000'
> the jeweller said.

> The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with
> excitement.

> The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'

> The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the old man
> stated, 'by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good,
> so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the
> funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon,' he said.

> Monday morning, the jeweller phoned the old man. 'There's no money
> in that account.'

> 'I know,' said the old man, 'But let me tell you about my weekend!