HA!! How totally true this is....LOL

HOW MANY SUBS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB?
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> Answer:
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> 1 to say she's not allowed to change a light bulb without Master's permission;
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> 3 to say they're not even allowed to talk about changing a lightbulb without Master's permission;
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> 1 to say, "well, that's why I'm glad I'm a sub and not a slave;"
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> 15 to take offense to that statement as slaves;
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> 56 to become embroiled in a discussion about what defines a slave vs. a sub;
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> 3 peacemakers to point out that the definition of slave and sub is complicated, and different for everyone;
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> 1 to finally overcome their submissive nature, take the initiative, and go to the store to pick one out;
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> 4 to stress out on her return whether or not that particular light
> bulb casts the most pleasing glow for Master or Dom's pleasure;
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> 1 to begin to screw it in anyway;
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> 6 to debate if that's the right way to screw it in, because they do it differently;
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> 1 to say, "well, I do it differently because I am a slave, not just a sub';
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> 15 to take offense to the 'just a sub' phrasing;
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> 78 to become embroiled in a hot debate over who's better, a sub or a slave;
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> 3 to act as peacemakers and point out that the important thing is to
> change the light bulb according to their own kinks and beliefs;
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> 1 to once again take the initiative to start screwing in the bulb;
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> 436 to remind the sub that she needs to use lube every time;
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> 5 to argue that it's more exciting to just do it dry;
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> 436 to say, 'well then, I hope you are stocking up on Depends';
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> 1 to tell that urban legend about the person who tried to 'insert' a light bulb and ended up in the ER;
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> 1 to comment that she and Master use the Gorean ritual to change lightbulbs while cryptically leaving out what that entails;
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> 4 to say they don't change lightbulbs because they're only submissive in the bedroom;
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> 19 to comment that, for them, BDSM is about a lot more than sex;
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> 6 to make cheeky, naughty comments about sex with their Master or Dom anyway;
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> 33 to soothe the sub afterwards, when she worries she did not install the light bulb well enough to please Master or Dom.
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> 1 to compose this list and post it to the Suck it up, Buttercup group on Fet Life.
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> HOW MANY MASTERS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB?
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> None...they make their submissives do it.
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